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The author, Mr. Palooza

What follows are several stories written by a Mr. Palooza over the last few years. Who is this man Palooza, you may ask? Well, it's just another alter ego of your friend Phruity, who is, in turn, Jeff. Got it?

Please feel free to devour these tasty morsels of useless, uninspired and undesired wit.

Disclaimer: Reading some of these stories may cause the reader to become gravely despondent.

Short Stories

Grammy's Breadbasket NEW!

The Cinderella Slap: A Fairy Tale

Clive's Kangaroo Burgers

Understanding Liam

Billy's Colossal Bubble

The FedEx Messiah

News Reports

Man Leaves Heart, Wallet, Keys In San Francisco NEW!

Local Man Enjoys Serendipity of Finishing Jar of Mayonnaise on Day It Expires

Students See London, France, No One's Underpants

Big Star Admits He Doesn't Like The Beatles

Area YMCA To Institute Step-Aerobics Program

Local Man Lies About Having "Big Plans This Weekend"