What follows are several stories written by a Mr. Palooza over the last few years. Who is this man Palooza, you may ask? Well, it's just another alter ego of your friend Phruity, who is, in turn, Jeff. Got it?

Please feel free to devour these tasty morsels of useless, uninspired and undesired wit.

Disclaimer: Reading some of these stories may cause the reader to become gravely despondent.