Jeff Priskorn [dot] com

The perpetrator, Phruity

Face it: Telemarketers bug the crap out of you. They pretend to be courteous when they really only want to sell you products you don't need. They're not very bright. Well, now someone is ready to play down to their level and meet them on common ground!

Meet Phruity, professional telemarketer harasser. Join him in these phone calls, where he goes from being bedridden to being just plain dumb. Please enjoy these freebies. And if you enjoy them, tell your friends!

Disclaimer: People in the legal profession should leave now.

Listen to Phruity's Stupid Telemarketer Tricks

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Hallmark Builders (964 Kb) NEW!

Blue-Green Vacations #1 (2.5 Mb) NEW!

MBNA Platinum Plus Card (1.3 Mb)

The Oakland Press #3 (1.1 Mb)

Talk America (1.4 Mb)

MBNA AAA Platinum Plus Card (1.9 Mb)

Entertainment Weekly (614 Kb)

GM Card - Rewards #2 (1.3 Mb)

Shore Mortgage (762 Kb)

Is This Jeffrey? (150 Kb)

Michigan Glass Service (644 Kb)

AT&T Universal Card (1.8 Mb)

Discover Platinum Card #1 (2.8 Mb)

Discover Platinum Card #2 (1.3 Mb)

PC Magazine (1.1 Mb)

The Oakland Press #1 (400 Kb)

Sears Home Improvements (2.6 Mb)

Moneyline Lending (1.6 Mb)

Global Vacations (1.2 Mb)

The Daily Tribune (946 Kb)

Republican National Committee (1.4 Mb)