Curious Jack
Parodies & Theme Songs

Here you can listen to and read about all of Curious Jack's comic masterpieces, as well as other musical nuggets. Dig in!

Parody Nuggets

Mommas, Don't Trust The Refs When Your Sons Play The Cowboys

Mommas, Don't Trust The Refs When Your Sons Play The Cowboys

Well, once again the Lions got screwed, but this time the country's finally on our side. Same Old Lions, indeed, presented by your friends at Ford Curious Jack. (released 1/11/15)

Fire (Matt)

Fire (Matt)

Since it's that time of year where thoughts turn to love and another 10+ loss season for the Lions, we are proud to present our prayer to William Clay Ford this holiday season. (released 12/26/06)



Well, that whole crazy Dixie Chicks phenomenon just won't die, will it? So we've decided to pile on those crazy country girls as well. (released 4/28/03)

Ode To Martha Burk

Ode To Martha Burk

Well, unless you've been living under a mushroom, I'm sure you must have heard all about the stink Martha Burk and her women's organization is raising about August National not permitting female members. Well, we're sick and tired of silly, misdirected protests like this, so we've decided to lampoon Ms. Burk (are we sure she's a woman?) in song. (released 4/9/03)

The Michigan Lap Dance Song

The Michigan Lap Dance Song

There's a new law being considered in Michigan that's going to make it illegal to receive a lap dance unless the patron is at least three feet away from the dancer. Huh? How's that gonna work? Oh yeah, the dancers will also need to wear shirts, unless they're on stage. Why does our new governor want to take the fun out of everything? (released 2/3/03)

Can't Live Without You

Can't Live Without You

OK, this one's a little different. It's an original comedy/love song written for my sweetie. But it very well could apply to you! (released 12/25/02)

Stoney & Wojo Theme Songs

Stoney & Wojo Theme Songs

Our masterful themes written for the Stoney & Wojo Show on WDFN AM 1130, Detroit's #1 afternoon show. (released 6/26/02)

2-14 Or Bust! CD cover

2-14 Or Bust!

They aimed high and yet came up short of a history-making season. That's right, our beloved Detroit Lions are so bad that they can't even stand out among the dregs of mediocrity! Everyone would have remembered an 0-16 year, but a team with two wins... how very pedestrian. (released 1/7/02)

Randy CD cover


No, it's not a quote from Austin Powers; rather, it is our demented love song to the general manager of the Toledo Mud Hens' major league affiliate (a.k.a., the Detroit Tigers and Randy Smith). (released 9/5/01)

Chris Webber, Won't You Please Come Home? CD cover

Chris Webber, Won't You Please Come Home?

Our shameless plea to convince Chris Webber to sign with his hometown team. (released 7/16/01)

Hey Andrew Golota CD cover

Hey Andrew Golota

Our paean to Mr. Golota's disgraceful performance against Mike Tyson and the "sport" of boxing. (released 10/23/00)

Real American Heroes: SportsRadio 1130 CD cover

Real American Heroes: SportsRadio 1130

Our homage to WDFN's 6th Anniversary of being Detroit's sports leader! (released 7/14/00)

Bye, Bye, Mr. Role Model Guy CD cover

Bye, Bye, Mr. Role Model Guy

Our lament about the jailbird plight of the once-adored athlete. (released 7/14/00)

The COPA CD cover


Our dedication to the Detroit Tigers' brand new home with the sell-out name, Comerica Park. (released 3/20/00)

I Miss The Drive CD cover

I Miss The Drive

Our ode to another lost Detroit Lions' season and embarrassing playoff exit in 1999. (released 1/24/00)

Good Riddance (To The Corner) CD cover

Good Riddance (To The Corner)

Our ode to the Detroit Tigers' lousy season in 1999 and decrepit old ballpark, Tiger Stadium. (released 8/27/99)

Why Are There So Many Names...? CD cover

Why Are There So Many Names... (not for the faint of heart!)

Our touching ballad, dedicated to women everywhere. (released 2/28/99)


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